Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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