I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
They took my balls.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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