Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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