We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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