You're so nebulous sometimes
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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