I want to stick my p in your. b.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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