wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Randomize
