hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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