Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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