glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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