I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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