I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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