at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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