I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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