Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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