Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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