My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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