i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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