Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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