i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
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if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize