we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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