You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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