i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
All the doctor said was why
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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