Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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