So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
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