oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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