i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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