Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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