i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
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