his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
porn star boner night. come get it.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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