what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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