i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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