Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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