he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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