It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
