no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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