ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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