i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
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