I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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