New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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