Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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