ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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