if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
We are all done wearing pants today
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Randomize
