Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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