ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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