Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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