I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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