You're so nebulous sometimes
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
