Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
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