That's when you crack a 10am beer
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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