he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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