sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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