so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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