Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Randomize
